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Wow, this is so win!

micasaessucasa: Michael Robinson This kitchen is amazing

Fri, 08 Oct 2010 18:10:57 +1300

micasaessucasa:

Michael Robinson

This kitchen is amazing

My Mum’s kitten attacking my sister’s toes

Sat, 20 Mar 2010 19:52:17 +1300

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My Mum’s kitten attacking my sister’s toes

"There are two types of people–those who come into a room and say, ‘Well, here I am!’ and those who..."

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:21:05 +1300

“There are two types of people–those who come into a room and say, ‘Well, here I am!’ and those who come in and say, ‘Ah, there you are.”

- Frederick L Collins

Exams = Stress

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:26:53 +1300

I havent been sleeping very well so when i looked up the Thought of the day here, it all seemed relevant. Im sure we have all heard these but its nice to be reminded.

If you don’t get a proper nights sleep, if you have problems sleeping chances are your ability to deal with stressful situations is not good. Or you make a situation more stressful due to your lack of sleep.

Adults need seven to eight hours sleep each night. And, when we are deprived of that sleep it is more difficult to cope with day to day issues.

Here are some tips to help you sleep better and hopefully by resting better you will find stress relief:

- watch your caffeine intake. Coffee, tea, and pop all have caffeine and caffeine will keep you awake. Stop drinking these beverages at noon. If you want to drink them then buy the decaffeinated ones to drink in the afternoon or early evening. Note, chocolate also has caffeine in it, so you should avoid eating chocolate in the evening.
- Allow yourself some wind down time. Do not keep working in the evening and then go to bed. Allow some time for relaxation before you go to bed. This will help your mind to calm and will help in getting a good nights sleep.
- Do not sleep in a warm room, keep your bedroom at a cooler temperature than the rest of your house.
- Do not eat before going to bed. You should eat 2 -3 hours before turning in.
- If something is bothering you, or remembered something you were suppose to do, write it down and forget about it. Lying there thinking about something you can’t do right now will only frustrate you and keep you awake.
- Alcohol does affect your sleeping patterns. You may find you go to sleep, but you will also find you will wake up in the middle of the night.

thoughts

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 09:08:26 +1200

Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal?
It’s a natural plant that grows in the dirt.
Do you know what’s not natural?
80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That’s not natural.
But we got pills for that.
We’re dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect,
but we’re putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt?

You know we have more prescription drugs now.
Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad.
I can’t watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases.
Like: “Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?”
Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it.
Half the time I don’t even know what the commercial is:
people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean.
I’m like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that?
That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.

The schools now: It is all about self-esteem in the schools now.
Build the kids’ self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves.
If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs?
What’s going to happen to our porno industry?
These women don’t just grown on trees.
It takes lots of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks.
And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday night with my new high speed connection?

Masterminds are another word that comes up all the time.
You keep hearing about these terrorists masterminds that get killed in the middle east.
Terrorists masterminds.
Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe what these guys do, don’t you think?
They’re not masterminds.
“OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in your backpack. And you get on bus and you blow yourself up. Alright?”
“Why do I have to blow myself up? Why can’t I just:”
“Who’s the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?”

Americans, let’s face it: We’ve been a spoiled country for a long time.
Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?
Obesity. They say we’re in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic like it is polio. Like we’ll be telling our grand kids about it one day.
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
“How’d you get through it grandpa?”
“Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere.”

Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle.
I’ll sit at a drive thru.
I’ll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.
Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large.
You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fucker. There’s room in the back. Take it!
Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It’s only three more cents.

Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life.
Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there’d be a Microsoft?
Of course not.
You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved up your ass before you start to think,
“You’ll see. I’m going to take of the world of computers! I’ll show them.”

We’re in one of the richest countries in the world,
but the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago.
There are homeless people everywhere.
This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.
I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol.
And then I thought, that’s what I’m going to use it on.
Why am I judging this poor bastard.
People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they’re just going to waste it.
Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit?
Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He’s homeless.
I walked behind this guy the other day.
A homeless guy asked him for money.
He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don’t you go get a job you bum.
People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy.
This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants.
Outside his pants. I’m guessing his resume isn’t all up to date.
I’m predicting some problems during the interview process.
I’m pretty sure even McDonalds has a “underwear goes inside the pants” policy.
Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I’m sure it is on the books.

(via architectureblog) Now that you mention it, i want a round...

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 14:45:01 +1200

(via architectureblog)

Now that you mention it, i want a round bed :)

Project Gutenburg

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 21:48:06 +1200

Ever heard of Project Gutenburg?

Well its a website who collect e-books.

50 years after books are published, the copyright runs out, and they can be reproduced by anyone.

So think Alice in Wonderland, Huckleberry Finn, Sherlock homes, the old classics.

http://www.gutenberg.org/wiki/Main_Page

Enjoy =)

(via architectureblog) i love and want this!

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 21:33:13 +1200

(via architectureblog)

i love and want this!

and this is what it is all about…

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 12:55:36 +1200

and this is what it is all about…

"Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once the sisters are..."

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 13:28:15 +1200

“Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once the sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship.”

- Margaret Mead

Ever look back and wonder… just wonder. This is my Year 13...

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 10:09:26 +1200

Ever look back and wonder… just wonder.

This is my Year 13 ball photo with all my friends

"We all have our time machines. Some take us back, they’re called memories. Some take us..."

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 10:45:47 +1200

“We all have our time machines. Some take us back, they’re called memories. Some take us forward, they’re called dreams.”

- Jeremy Irons

This is a piccy of what i hope to have a tattoo of one...

Sun, 14 Jun 2009 09:07:48 +1200

This is a piccy of what i hope to have a tattoo of one day…

wakey wakey sleepyheads. day comes knocking

Sat, 13 Jun 2009 07:53:28 +1200

wakey wakey sleepyheads. day comes knocking

This is what i was doing this morning…

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 09:19:27 +1200

This is what i was doing this morning…

Its not actually as hard as it looks. if i get a chance today im...

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 08:05:09 +1200

Its not actually as hard as it looks. if i get a chance today im definately going to have a go

swoons

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 14:48:46 +1200

swoons

when in doubt… hope for sunshine

Sat, 06 Jun 2009 17:01:12 +1200

when in doubt… hope for sunshine

Photo

Sat, 09 May 2009 11:59:52 +1200